Publisher: “I think what you’ve got in that dream sequence is awesome. Love it. But as a rule I don’t like dream sequences.”
Me: “Okay…?”
Publisher: “So I want you to keep everything that’s in the dream, but rewrite it so that it’s not a dream.”
Me: “But the dream is prophetic. None of it actually happens. Not at this stage of the story, at least.”
Publisher: “Yeah yeah yeah. You’ll figure it out. Awesome, though. Love it.”
Me: (muttering) “Great googly moogly…”